Happy Endings

Happy Endings

How to have better sex this week

If you don't need your hand held, but could use an EKG to your erotic routine (Praxxxis)

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Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Feb 19, 2026
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Welcome (back) to my bi-monthly segment, Praxxxis — putting Happy Endings into practice

It’s a lofty claim that I, a (relative) stranger, might be able to impact your sex life.

In general, I think ‘tips’ are one-size-fits-all rubbish and a cop-out of your (erotic) responsibility. But everyone (ok, me) needs an annual (or seasonal) EKG jolt to their routines, even if just by taping a few reminders to their bathroom mirror.

For my sex life, these are what I’ve written on my (metaphorical) sticky notes.

To help spread the joy of sex, I’ll give a free 1-month upgrade to the first five people who restack this post xxxx.

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