Happy Endings

Happy Endings

How to Seduce A Tired Mom

(Me (And maybe you, or your lover, too?)) - Praxxxis #5

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Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Mar 19, 2026
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Welcome (back) to my 5th (!!!) installment of Praxxxis — the paid subscriber series that puts the intimate ethos of Happy Endings into practical practices to (hopefully) enhance your own happy ending.

I write about sex because I like sex. But I’m still a human woman who gets tired, and wants someone (my man) to take the lead.

My husband and I once plotted out the most effective ways to seduce me, no matter what state of mind/body/spirit I’m in, into three routes.

We’re not sex nerds who think eroticism is mathematical, or anything. But with the hopes of better knowing myself, my sexuality, and my partner understanding the same, both the conversation and this seduction guide have been useful.

“Walking the Dog,” Madeline Donahue (2024)

Besides, isn’t it plain hot to talk about what makes you hot?

I recommend crafting your own guide — for yourself, or with your lover. And I also wonder, would you like to try mine?

It’s playful, sexy, and sweet.

Here it is…

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