Happy Endings

Happy Endings

There's more than one way to ride a face

I'll tell you 8 ways how I do it

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Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Jun 11, 2026
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Welcome back to my series that puts Happy Endings into practice — Praxxxis

I don’t think anyone can argue that the best time to enjoy some face sitting is when you’re in the mood for face sitting. But there is much debate over the best way to enjoy face sitting.

If there’s a wide (or widening) pussy and a horizontally inclined consumer nearby, the following are my recommended face-sitting postures, in unranked order.

A classic clit-to-chin straddle by Heinrich Lossow (1843–1897)
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