Happy Endings

Happy Endings

If you want to get horny...

One of these will turn you on - part 2, darling

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Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Oct 29, 2026
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This post is a part of my Praxxxis series - guides that put Happy Endings philosophies into practice - for paid subscribers. I hope you’ll upgrade as a TREAT that provides pleasure with zero cavities.

I’m a major fan of an erotic thought starter — an idea that sparks arousal inside your mind. I’ve found that sort of horniness lasts longer and rocks me harder than desire spurred by porn, for example. And that’s really saying something because I work for a sex video website.

What thought makes you go wild?

Even asking my husband that question gets him going. He’s rich with erotic creativity. (I’ve dropped his bizarre off-the-cuff responses below for your amusement.) But for me, I need to sit and really dwell on the idea. What would excite me?

I have 13 prompts for you below (plus my husband’s bonus 3). Think of them like how a writing prompt loosens your creative juices, but for your sexual juices.

Each one of the below does the trick for me… Do they do it for you?

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