Happy Endings

Happy Endings

5 Activities I Love More Than Penetration

And I do love penetration (Praxxxis)

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Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Mar 05, 2026
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Welcome (back) to my bi-monthly segment, Praxxxis — putting Happy Endings into practice

It’s hard to deny my body’s biological desire to reproduce. I’ve written much about my cream pie preoccupation of late (1, 2, 3 (I’m not sorry)).

If I’m not penetrated, by even just a finger, before a sexual interchange ends, I’m disappointed.

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But even still, I have other erotic activities that come first.

My favorite sexual moments start with these five activities.

And I bet I’m not alone…

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