Hi, I’m Abigail. I’m married to Joe.

Happy Endings is my shameless exhibition of our love.

After the 2016 election, I found myself working in gender activism. I saw how division was dividing even the divided. I decided the world needed more love. In 2018, I sought to shift mainstream porn and ended up leading the growth of a sextech platform.

I used to identify as a relationship anarchist, but my alt lifestyle nose-dived when I met Joe (it was magical). Love was an unlimited resource, sure, but time was limited. Within six months, we’d committed to each other. We eloped a year later. Our firstborn came just after that. Today, we’re a family of four. I’m a born-again monogamist.

People near our orbit often tell us how they enjoy seeing the way we love. I’d never say I’m a love expert. I’m not sharing advice. No post here is prescriptive. I wouldn’t even say I deserve this love. I think it’s fate. Fortune. I’m lucky in love. I know that’s something lacking in our world. So, I thought I’d share our love, hoping it might spread love.

Welcome to our relationship peep show.

I’m from Minneapolis. Joe is from the Midlands. We met in London. We eloped in Gibraltar. We live in Brooklyn.

Joe cooks. I clean. We parent - me slightly more. He wins most of our bread because he’s brilliant and slightly more Machiavellian.

Happy Endings is Sexy Hopecore

We like being together - which seems an endangered hetero concept. We share a dining table desk by choice. I keep the bathroom door open while peeing so I can watch how his foot taps while he works. I share scenes - like that - in short (not that short) form every Monday. Like this one about how I pretend Joe is a stranger, and this one about how I adore him so much I subconsciously mimic his dance moves.

Happy Endings is Part Erotic Memoir

We love having sex with each other. Once a month, I share an explicit story from our real sex life - like this one about blowjobs and babymaking, and this one about sexual nostalgia.

Happy Endings is MILF Musings

We’re parents. It’s the best decision we never thought we’d make. I share stories about our parental love. Those without a Madonna whore complex could call Happy Endings a mom blog, hot wife-posting, or MILF musings.

Happy Endings is a peek behind our relational privacy curtain.

Happy Endings is what comes after the ever after - after the storybooks shut, after the cum-shot - our sex life, intimate world, and parenthood.

Happy Endings is Honest, Imperfect, and Anti-How-To

There are no perfect relationships. There are no steps to finding love. I promise to you that I’ll always keep it real.

Run of show:

Every Monday, I share a love scene - how we fuck, how we fight, how we spend a sleepy Sunday. Sometimes, it’s a love perspective in the form of an essay, but usually, it’s a concise story.

There’s nothing better in this life than love. Join our subscriber base to lavish in warm feelings every Monday morning.

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Why share all this TMI shit?

Writing these stories is my meditation on love. It gives me the chance to relish in my memories and further the gratitude I have for my life.

In sharing these stories, I hope to attract a community of love lovers and attempt to increase positive love for others. Maybe you?

I feel safe enough to expose myself, and if it helps one other person's experience of love, I’m proud to have done so. One day, I’d love to share others’ stories here, too.