Archive - Happy Endings

Don’t forget to delight your wife

a very considered reunion shag

Aug 31 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

Relationship advice from “Escape (the Piña Colada Song)”

as interpreted by me

Aug 24 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

Bumping uglies while feeling ugly

“Turning off the lights” isn’t on the list

Aug 21 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

I fucked ugly people to unlearn my conception of attraction, and I think you should too

Acquired tastes, sexually

Aug 17 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

The rise and reclamation of "Mothers I'd Like to F***" and what it means for society

Aug 10 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

Your erotic assignment: laughter

✏️ I’m giving you homework

Aug 6 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

Don’t forget to milk your husband

two sexy nights, one DIY house project

Aug 3 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

July 2026

what I’ve been reading, working/reflecting on, orgasming from, buying, listening to, and more:

Jul 27 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

A 7-Step Guide to Coming Again

how to help the Lost Body Woman you love

Jul 24 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

The women who never come are lost

a plea to preoccupied women

Jul 20 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

A Courtship-Era Evaluation of Me, by My Husband

my red, green, and 'odd' flags

Jul 13 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

Green Flags My Husband Had When I Met Him & Whether He Still Has Them

has life changed my lover? or is he the same man he was when I fell for him...

Jul 6 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

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