Archive - Happy Endings

Rub Me While I Rub You

receiving is active

Jun 1 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

May 2026

Have a Threesome Lite™

manufacturing unicorns for the risk-averse or logistically inhibited (the tenth Praxxxis!)

May 28 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

7 things I was wrong about

oral and arseholes and my new apartment

May 26 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

Before we turn to dust

I'm moving house

May 18 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

My role-play secret

Sex as Individuation (Praxxxis #9)

May 14 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

I Aspire to Be a Low Vibration Wife

a counterpoint to the "high-vibration woman" of our heteromonogamous feeds

May 11 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

Whiny, Pouty Bitch

wrestling as angst outlet and foreplay

May 4 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

April 2026

How I touch myself, nonsexually, when I want to feel sexy

Six non-erogenous body parts and how to touch them (Praxxxis #8)

Apr 30 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

Test of Pregnancy

We're not not trying

Apr 27 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

The Mother Object

I like to be my children’s chair.

Apr 20 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

This is more important than sex toys

You can’t buy your way to better sex - Praxxxis #7

Apr 16 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

Every Relationship Needs a Group Project

We’re in this random thing together, and so we’re in it together.

Apr 13 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

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