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The Mother Object
I like to be my children’s chair.
Apr 20 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
This is more important than sex toys
Because you can’t buy your way to better sex - Praxxxis #7
Apr 16 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Every Relationship Needs a Group Project
We’re in this random thing together, and so we’re in it together.
Apr 13 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
My favorite type of 'period sex'
I'm talking about oral with toys. Not foreplay wearing historically accurate costumes.
Apr 6 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
If you want to get horny...
One of these will turn you on - Praxxxis #6
Apr 2 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns

March 2026

Reward Sex is Hot (and Effective)
a chat with my husband on BJ bribery
Mar 30 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
The Problem with Maintenance Sex
Are you doing it for the wrong person?
Mar 23 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
How to Seduce A Tired Mom
(Me (And maybe you, or your lover, too?)) - Praxxxis #5
Mar 19 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
My wool pillow
Is love looking past the superficial for what’s pure and true, and deeply, not necessarily densely, there?
Mar 16 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
I’m lovemaxxing (not looksmaxxing or longevitymaxxing)
Even if it means I'll die younger and uglier
Mar 9 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
5 Activities I Love More Than Penetration
And I do love penetration (Praxxxis)
Mar 5 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Unfucking believable
Fucking unbelievable
Mar 2 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
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