Happy Endings

Happy Endings

6 Lessons in Love I Learned from Massage

What Getting Hundreds of Massages Has Taught Me About Love and Relationships

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Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Sep 23, 2024
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Welcome (back) to my relationship peep show. I'm Abigail, sextech leader, born-again monogamist, love lover, and mother of two. Thank you for being here.

I’ve been touched by a lot of strangers. 

On a stone slab in Brooklyn, a strip mall in Portland, a paper sheet in Barcelona, no sheet al fresco in Puerto Vallarta.

Blame shit-soled shoes of adolescence, p…

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