Happy Endings

Happy Endings

Have a Threesome Lite™

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Abigail A Mlinar Burns
May 28, 2026
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This is Praxxxis - practices to help your personal happy endings.

So you don’t have the time to coordinate the physical and emotional logistics of a sexy third-party rendezvous, but you’d like some “more the merrier” erotic excitement? Well, I’ve got a few ideas for you.

We don’t have to add “ish” on a monogamous label to find the prospect of a new entity in our bedroom enticing. Neither do we need an actual entity in the bedroom to enjoy that specific seduction.

Here are three things my husband and I have enjoyed, which I dub “Threesome Lite.” Based on chats with my IRL subscribers (aka friends), I have a hunch this will appeal to at least one of you:

Nude with Poppies by Vanessa Bell (1916)
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