Happy Endings

Happy Endings

How to have better sex this summer

the four things I'm doing for my seasonal erotic reset

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Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Jul 03, 2026
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Welcome back to my series that puts Happy Endings into practice — Praxxxis

The solstice has passed, and here, in Super El Niño USA, we’re on the eve of a holiday weekend. By every metric of time, it’s time for our next seasonal erotic reset.

My first one made the case that even though ‘tips’ are homogenous BS, everyone (even me) benefits from the occasional jolt to their routines.

For the vitality of my sex life, I’m prioritizing the following four pieces of erotic wisdom as I summer with my family in Minneapolis.

La répétition, Félicien Rops (1874/1880)
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