I’m a Cocksucking Feminist
Are Conservatives Stealing Sex Positivity?
I’m Abigail. I am a feminist, I'm a mother, I like knit sweaters, and yes, I suck dick.
There’s nothing more sacred to me than romantic love, and what better way to express that to my beloved than by blowing him?
This sounds ideologically backward, so I feel the need to say it because it's almost like conservatives are trying to steal blowjobs.
There’s an anti-feminist “wife” trying to convince the trads to give good oral.
I’m here to argue that feminists are the real cocksuckers.
“If getting a sloppy blozzer was associated with having a feminist girlfriend, every man would be a feminist,” my husband said. We were talking about our fuck-philosophy of mutual selfishness1. He wants to make me feel good, so he wants me to prioritize myself. I want to make him feel good, so I want him to prioritize himself. We both feel loved and fulfilled. It’s far more erotic than the pursuit of fairness, which progressives have been preoccupied with forever.
Women have been fucked over longer than we’ve had autonomy to fuck, so I don’t blame progressives for seeking equity. I expect it, too. But in the bedroom, nothing hot is off limits, no matter how selfish (given we’re in a relationship and have communicated our boundaries, duh! (blowjobs are intimate and relationship bound to me)). There’s nothing sexy about tit-for-tatting.
After years of us libs touting sex positivity, today there’s an anti-porn book in liberal bookstore windows, progressive dating apps celebrating celibacy, and hot hetero single ladies who don’t hate themselves are swearing off men. There’s freaky shit going on, yes, and I love righteous indignation as much as the next idealist, but not to the detriment of my pleasure.
I remember the first time I learned sucking dick was considered degrading to women. In a moment of post-head bliss, my boyfriend told me he hadn’t had a BJ in years because his exes, feminists, thought it was beneath them. I didn’t understand how loving expressions, or denial of someone you love’s longings, was a good idea. It sounds, so, conservative?
We proponents of women have always had difficulty seeing eye to eye. Those who don't go down may think they have the more enlightened take because we're on our knees. But we cocksuckers have also seen the world from the perspective of sitting on our partner’s faces. It’s balanced. Dare I say, equal?
I'm not here to tell anyone what sex to have or to have any at all. I enjoy it. So I have it. And when an unarguably unattractive man has conned children into believing he knows how to amass the babes, I have to step up on behalf of our next-gen to say, blow-your-mind-bj babes love being selfish, too.
I choose to suck dick. And it's far sexier, far more erotic, to debase and degrade your lover when she's empowered to choose. It's simple power-dynamic mathematics, kids.
While some scramble to wield whatever remaining power they have by de-platforming their pleasure for the sake of progress, I bravely rise as a selfish lover, a feminist who sucks dick. To say that good men with liberal lovers get loved the way men want to be loved because they love us the way we want.
Conservatives will always suck at sucking. Nobody whose selfishness is one-sided can ever be a good lover. It’s selfish multiplication! Simple sex math 😘
They suck at sucking so hard that their phallic-licking proselytizer at Evie, Ivy Lipton, curiously can’t be found beyond her bylines. Her social presence didn’t exist before 2019. And her photo is AI-generated. As Ashley Abramson wrote in Allure, she wouldn’t be the first made-up researcher2.
The real cocksuckers are feminists ❤️
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I’m going to write more on mutual selfishness as superior to fairness soon, so subscribe, yea?
Ivy, prove me wrong. Let’s get on a Substack Live call. We can exchange tips.
If this is just a pseudonym, I don’t fault you - even Édouard-Henri Avril used the name Paul for these erotic illustrations. The world can be tough on sexuality. Particularly your lot 🙃
But if Ivy is manufactured, it illuminates the conservative approach to sexuality; manipulation from ugly men.
I use to be someone who thought sucking dick was the highest form of self disrespect until I encountered a man who treated me so well and gave me such great head. Let’s just say I now jump at the opportunity to suck his dick. It dead ass makes me excited to such dick like yessss I feel so dirty yet powerful
Niiiice. Love the art as well.
I myself am a radical intersectional pussy licking, cock sucking, feminist, and a tip-top shelf lover. Why? Because the depth of connection in mutual support and adoration, appreciation and celebration(!!) IS feminist and allows our partners, of all genders, to flourish in their full expansive creative humanity, that has width and breadth for creativity, fem/masq, and everywhere in between and on the way. Mmmm.
The best!