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MY #1 SEX TIP
How to have sex that feels like Beethoven's Fifth
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Rub Me While I Rub You
receiving is active
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Have a Threesome Lite™
manufacturing unicorns for the risk-averse or logistically inhibited (the tenth Praxxxis!)
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
7 things I was wrong about
oral and arseholes and my new apartment
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Before we turn to dust
I'm moving house
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My role-play secret
Sex as Individuation (Praxxxis #9)
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
I Aspire to Be a Low Vibration Wife
a counterpoint to the "high-vibration woman" of our heteromonogamous feeds
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Whiny, Pouty Bitch
wrestling as angst outlet and foreplay
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
How I touch myself, nonsexually, when I want to feel sexy
Six non-erogenous body parts and how to touch them (Praxxxis #8)
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Test of Pregnancy
We're not not trying
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
The Mother Object
I like to be my children’s chair.
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
This is more important than sex toys
You can’t buy your way to better sex - Praxxxis #7
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
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