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I fucked ugly people to unlearn my conception of attraction, and I think you should too
Acquired tastes, sexually
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
I’m a Cocksucking Feminist
Are Conservatives Stealing Sex Positivity?
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Come, Come, However you feel
a Praxxxis guide to foster a safe enough state of being to orgasm, regardless of the state of our world (for yourself, or to help your lover)
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
How to feel sexy when there’s rape in the news
You don’t.
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
To be a better parent, I'm just trying not to die
it’s counterproductive
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
I love your whisker burn on my lips
kissing on a Saturday afternoon, and screwing on a Saturday night
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Lick an armpit tonight
If you want to explore new erotic domains, here are four nasty things to sexualize
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
When couples want different things, and when to worry
Don’t worry - not us! But also, us!
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
What is a good man?
A conversation with my husband on hate-wifing, wife-avoiding, wife-guying, wife-sharing, and modern masculine aspirations
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
What’s turning me on this week
five things you can steal for yourself
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Don’t forget to delight your wife
a very considered reunion shag
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Relationship advice from “Escape (the Piña Colada Song)”
as interpreted by me
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
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