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MY #1 SEX TIP
How to have sex that feels like Beethoven's Fifth
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
This is more important than sex toys
Because you can’t buy your way to better sex - Praxxxis #7
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
EVERY RELATIONSHIP NEEDS A GROUP PROJECT
We’re in this random thing together, and so we’re in it together.
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
My favorite type of 'period sex'
I'm talking about oral with toys. Not foreplay wearing historically accurate costumes.
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
If you want to get horny...
One of these will turn you on - Praxxxis #6
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Reward Sex is Hot (and Effective)
a chat with my husband on BJ bribery
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
The Problem with Maintenance Sex
Are you doing it for the wrong person?
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
How to Seduce A Tired Mom
(Me (And maybe you, or your lover, too?)) - Praxxxis #5
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
My wool pillow
Is love looking past the superficial for what’s pure and true, and deeply, not necessarily densely, there?
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
I’m lovemaxxing (not looksmaxxing or longevitymaxxing)
Even if it means I'll die younger and uglier
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
5 Activities I Love More Than Penetration
And I do love penetration (Praxxxis)
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
Unfucking believable
Fucking unbelievable
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
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