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Don’t forget to delight your wife
a very considered reunion shag
 • Abigail A Mlinar Burns
I’m a Cocksucking Feminist
Are Conservatives Stealing Sex Positivity?
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When you touch yourself, do you touch yourself?
I rarely did. Until I did. And it was incredible.
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Relationship advice from “Escape (the Piña Colada Song)”
as interpreted by me
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Bumping uglies while feeling ugly
“Turning off the lights” isn’t on the list
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I fucked ugly people to unlearn my conception of attraction, and I think you should too
Acquired tastes, sexually
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MILF Fever
The rise and reclamation of "Mothers I'd Like to F***" and what it means for society
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Your erotic assignment: laughter
✏️ I’m giving you homework
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Don’t forget to milk your husband
two sexy nights, one DIY house project
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Lately #1
what I’ve been reading, working/reflecting on, orgasming from, buying, listening to, and more:
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A 7-Step Guide to Coming Again
how to help the Lost Body Woman you love
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The women who never come are lost
a plea to preoccupied women
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